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glubblub:

kkaito:

robots - 100% mechanical, no organic or living parts

androids - robots that are designed to look human-like (100% mechanical)

cyborgs - organic/living thing with added mechanical or cybernetic parts

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ghostkitten69:

awwww-cute:

My brother’s cat, Otis. He sat like this for 15 minutes, totally transfixed. Every time they would roar, he meowed back

dream big, Otis

grawly:

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

The Crystal Gems

professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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twerkinshield:

embracingthemadness:

steve and bucky making up random stories from their past and convincing the other avengers that it actually happened (◡‿◡✿)

#and Tony knows the truth because Captain America was all his dad talked about#so he just nods along knowingly like#nazi dinosaurs#but I heard the T-Rex had lasers attached to it#’no no the UTAHRAPTORS had the lasers’#’the T-Rex had a rocket launcher’#and Bucky nods and adds ‘how was Martha by the way; did you ride her into battle after that one time?’

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

archivesofgallifrey:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

willgrahamps:

wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

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because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like 

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”

thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

 ”Kuriyama-san, be careful! Especially with your glasses.”

haikujitsu:

[posted this on a forum today and thought it might be interesting to some of the writers here]

What I’m trying to say is that “halving a scene” is just ending it without really giving it a conclusiony end-of-chapter feeling, where “making a cliffhanger” is carefully choosing the most dramatic/suspenseful stopping point and cutting off the chapter there.

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Yato or Yukine asked by anon  

lizthefangirl:

lokisoldiergonecumberbabed:

open-notebook-ramblings:

Headcanon: the mascots of the four Hogwarts houses are the Patronuses of their namesakes.

Oh

oh

theloppyone:

a hand-lettering exercise that got really out of hand. oh well i like  my really unnecessarily grandiose welcome signs anyway :p